TOP THIRTEEN WAYS THAT PREPARING A DOSSIER IS LIKE BEING IN COLLEGE
1. The eternal, nagging feeling that there is some homework you should be doing right now
2. The first look at the syllabus causes a panic attack
3. The printer or computer will fail to cooperate when there is a deadline
4. Sometimes the stress just calls for a beer
5. One night, around 2am, you begin to question the meaning of it all
6. The constant feeling that some huge anonymous entity is determining the course of your life
7. You're constantly being asked questions you don't know the answer to
8. You keep wondering why this is so dang expensive
9. You pull several all-nighters working on papers
10. You begin to question if you really are Dossier Material
11. You work really hard on a paper just to be told you have to rewrite it
12. The final exam determines if you pass or fail
13. After you complete the course, time stands still as you await the results in the mail
School's out.
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